Shattered Ass

Food Network tool Robert Irvine (Dinner: Impossible) fabricated stories about being a knight and owning a castle.

and earning a B.S. in food and nutrition.

and working on the wedding cake for Prince Charles and Princess Diana.

and being a White House chef.

and biting homeless people.

Irvine's restaurant designer, Paul Guillaume says Irvine asked him to create a shadow box to display his royal uniform, which looked like a Three Musketeers costume.

Lulz. King in the castle, king in the castle!

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