The first trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull debuts today. w00t?

I don't understand the fervor over Skull. I've always considered Indiana Jones second-tier fanbait, like Back to the Future and Ghostbusters, but people are treating Skull like it's The Phantom Menace.

Actually, it may just be the next Phantom Menace, arriving 15+ years after the silliest film of the original trilogy, with a screenplay overseen by New George Lucas™.

If 65-year-old Harrison Ford reprising his role as Indiana Jones excites you, then you cannot goof on Sylvester Stallone for resurrecting Rocky and Rambo. Between Ford and Stallone, Ford is the one who looks his age.

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