If you've never stared off into the distance, then your life is a shame

I know this is belated, but…

Hot pot of coffee!

I can't recall a more twisted television death scene. Nip/Tuck for the win.

Monday night on Raw, a "professional ass buffer" buffed Vince McMahon's bare ass (like a floor) with "ass cream." Then Vince's illegitimate midget leprechaun son bit his bare ass in the ring.

Vince is 62 years old.

I caught the following Dear Abby letter in the paper:

I am 18 and a high school graduate. I decided to attend an online university and have come to realize that this was a huge mistake.

Wonder what her safety school was.

Now I am under extreme pressure to correct the mistake. The problem is, I do not wish to attend a university in the U.S.A. I would like to study abroad. Whenever I mention this to my family, they laugh in my face.

Wait, the online university WAS her safety school? No wonder her family laughs in her face!

My family crushed every dream I've had for as long as I can remember, and I'm asking for advice on how to find the strength within myself to go against what they want.



Patrick Mills' eye circles looked like death against Gonzaga.

I grew up in the Bay Area and wasn't aware of Saint Mary's College at all until a few months ago.

Playboy bused in coeds from the University of Arizona [for its Super Bowl party] to make sure the female-to-male ratio was lopsided. [source]

Co-eds from Tuscon? When fuckin' Arizona State is down the street?

Does the Bible say anything about Indian gaming?