Mass Effect

Boston is officially no longer a scrappy sports town – everyone hates Boston teams. But you know what? We put up with so many awful seasons and terrible heartbreaks that we deserve this moment of glory. [source]

Lulz.

Three Super Bowl wins and two World Series wins in seven years isn't reparation enough? Some of us have yet to see our teams win anything consequential! Some of us are still waiting for just 40 acres and a mule!

Ergo…

Shut the fuck up, Bosstones.