Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch

My buddy Jose is covering the campaign trail for the Washington Post.

He messaged me after Monday's hilarious Democratic debate.

i think BHO will lose the nomination to HRC
because of the latino vote
and then HRC will lose to John McCain

latinos like the clintons
they know the clintons
she's Eva Peron
barack's a black guy
latinos dont like blacks
it's a long historic tension

mccain will get the republican nomination
and he will beat hillary

A victory by McCain would be spic-tacular.