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Date Archives December 2007
The Amazing Race
Time once again for… As always, only pure breeds are eligible. And the 2007 nominees are: Yau-Man Chan fourth place, Survivor: Fiji On Survivor's official web site, Yau-Man received 65.5% of the votes in a poll on "favourite Fiji survivor." Earl, the runner-up, received only…
Drilling Holes
I think they're ready for Saturday. My parents want me to chip in on a karaoke machine. "We can share the machine." What am I gonna do with a karaoke machine full of Asian songs? If I chip in $330 for a karaoke machine, I…
A History of Violence
The following list revels in misogyny. Feminist discretion is advised. The trends this year were bathroom settings and asphyxiation. 10. Tony Soprano vs. Bobby Baccalieri The Sopranos – "Soprano Home Movies" Chivalry, thy name is Bacala. HIGHLIGHT: Carmela fails to break up the fight. 9….
Adam Ramblings 7
» I Am Legend in five words: Wow. Will Smith is buff. » Dexter is like Nip/Tuck with annoying introspection. Both shows are/were set in Miami. Both shows follow men who cut recumbent people up. Each season, both shows introduce antagonists who either die or…
Mission Accomplished
Congratulations to The Playlist, the 2007 Adam Riff™ Dot Conference champion. I was pulling for a Hugo vs. Lozo playoff final, but alas, only The Playlist produced six consecutive weeks of interesting content. The new season begins January 6.
Square One
I'm considering becoming a math teacher. Yes, I majored in English, but all I ever read is that schools need math and science teachers. Science was my worst subject in school, so teaching science is out. In college, I satisfied my science GEs with classes…
The Pursuit of Crappyness
Will Smith will direct a re-make of The Karate Kid starring his son Jaden. Stephen Chow (Kung Fu Hustle) is in talks to play Mr. Miyagi. [source] Ralph Macchio was 23 when he first played Daniel. Jaden is 9. Stephen Chow is 45. A 45-year-old…
Inexorable Loserdom
All I want for Christmas is an Undertaker Plush Bear. The Shawn Michaels Bear looks like a cross between a lion and a bear — a liar, heh — one that evidently lost its smile. The Triple H Bear looks like a different kind of…