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What did you receive for Christmas, Jon?

A fortune cookie fortune that read: "You will never need to worry about a steady income." Heh.

Anything else?

Yes, a urinary tract infection.

I felt an urge to pee, unzipped and red urine dribbled out, like my dick was a food coloring dropper.

According to this article, in addition to yellow, humans can produce urine in pink, red, orange, green, blue, brown and black hues.

Jackass 3 idea: Rainbow Snowcone.

"Santa with no head is just horrid"
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