What did you receive for Christmas, Jon?
A fortune cookie fortune that read: "You will never need to worry about a steady income." Heh.
Yes, a urinary tract infection.
I felt an urge to pee, unzipped and red urine dribbled out, like my dick was a food coloring dropper.
According to this article, in addition to yellow, humans can produce urine in pink, red, orange, green, blue, brown and black hues.
Jackass 3 idea: Rainbow Snowcone.