Drilling Holes

I think they're ready for Saturday.


My parents want me to chip in on a karaoke machine.

"We can share the machine."

What am I gonna do with a karaoke machine full of Asian songs?

If I chip in $330 for a karaoke machine, I want my karaoke standards — "Unchained Melody" and "Forgot About Dre."

Few songs are as fun to sing as "Unchained Melody."


My brother is temporarily eating vegan to detox from dorm food, which makes me wonder what he's eating at school.


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