List but not least… 10. Sanctuary ∧ 9. Sartoris — 8. The Unvanquished ∨ 5-7. The 'Snopes' Trilogy ∧ 4. Light in August ∨ 3. Absalom, Absalom! ∧ 2. As I Lay Dying — 1. The Sound and the Fury — others receiving votes: The…
Date Archives December 2007
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An Inconvenient Truth
Stereogum readers, ladies and gents. • The top 10 sex memes of 2007 • A (Not So) Complete History of Rejected Movie Posters • The Future: A Retrospective
Paul is dead
20. For You. Old School 19. Console Water Muted Qur'an 18. Plasma Sightstochasticity Sight of Gold 17. Kan'tne East Welcome Week 16. A.W.O.L. Alak 15. Televisionfeet Outside Mirages 14. Dave-A Upstanding Japanese Citizen 13. The Black Stars Pleasant Thud 12. Larj Garth The Flood 1/3…
2011 better have a girlfriend in it
This poster looks like a project for an "Introduction to Photoshop" class. To be fair, I wouldn't know how to market a film about debaters either. The deceptive Greek/Roman appearance of the main typeface bothers me immensely. "20/20" ANNOUNCES JANUARY PROGRAMMING FRIDAY, JANUARY 4: "20/20"…
Dulce de Lech
The following list is not safe for work. Viewer discretion is advised. 5. First Time Friday Night Lights – "I Think We Should Have Sex" 4. Icy/Hot Nip/Tuck – "Dawn Budge II" 3. Scissors South Park – "D-Yikes!" 2. Dummy Torture Kenny vs. Spenny –…
Plastic Coffee Cups
What did you receive for Christmas, Jon? A fortune cookie fortune that read: "You will never need to worry about a steady income." Heh. Anything else? Yes, a urinary tract infection. I felt an urge to pee, unzipped and red urine dribbled out, like my…
Deleted Scene: The Twelve Days of Christmas
Sometimes I scrap content conceived for Adam Riff™. In this case, I can't draw very well and the artist I asked disappeared. Whoever wrote "The Twelve Days of Christmas" received an inordinate number of ridiculous gifts from his or her true love. I mean, 23…
I Can Haz Bypass Surgery?
• Deep-Fried Cheeseburger Someone should start a "Will It Taste Good Deep-Fried?" web site, a la "Will It Blend?"