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The only positive thing I can think of about Hitler's time on earth—I'm sure he would have eliminated all bloggers. In Colonial times, bloggers were called "Pamphleteers." They hung on street corners handing them out to passersby. Now, they hang out on electronic street corners,…

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Judy Wahlstedt and Cindy Roberts bought Bluetooth-enabled phones at a Longs Drugs store at 6:15 a.m. [source] When I need a Bluetooth phone, I head to the nearest drugstore. "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis has accused Oklahoma prison guards of threatening to strap him…

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Next year, Rory and I plan to throw water balloons at all the losers queued up at 3:00 A.M. to fuckin' shop — drive-by soakings. Hope hypothermia is worth a DVD of Big Daddy for $2.49! How on Earth did the "biggest Christmas tree in…

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Q: What would happen if you dropped the Thanksgiving platter? A: The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece. Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Hahahahahaha! As wretched as Christmas music is, at least…

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December 26, 1983: The Iron Sheik ends Bob Backlund's five-year reign as WWF Champion. November 21, 2007: Iron Sheik appears tonight at the Toy Chest strip club in Detroit as a guest D.J. [source]

I picked my parents up at the airport. They flew in from China, which means they returned with twice as much luggage as they departed with. Why ship cheap goods back when you can just buy more luggage for cheap, right? My parents could open…

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A "consultant" needed a replacement device urgently. I offered to send him one for free and in time for his trip if he promised to return his current device for repair and re-sale. A line in our form RMA e-mail reads: Consider insuring your shipment…

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Someone needs to create an animated GIF of Noah Bennet kicking Mohinder Suresh into the side of a car. According to NBC, The Family Man is "a holiday favourite." • Lil' Romeo ranks among the top 15 prep point guards in the country? "Getting a…

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