I'm a cyborg, but that's okay

Hot pot of coffee! Roger Ebert has become Stephen Hawking!

His voice has been silenced and part of his jaw removed from the after effects of thyroid and salivary cancer. To express his words, Roger uses a computer, which reads and speaks what he types out. [source]

At this rate, Richard Roeper will suffer the fate of Vincent D'Onofrio's character in "The Subway."