Everything's Magic

Before falling asleep last night, I farted in bed.

The fart sounded familiar, but I couldn't quite put my sphincter on why.

Then it hit me: I just farted one of the notes of the Daft Punk sample Kanye West uses in "Stronger."

I kinda want to fart the whole sample now.


My favourite Spoon song is "Paper Tiger."

I just realized that Britt sings "We could go kick down some doors together."

All this time, I thought he was singing "We could go kick ass indoors together."

I assumed he was being poetic.


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