Date Archives November 2007

Stalemate

Our long digital nightmare is over. Na ___ ___ Mo nonsense ends today. The Internet can finally move on to more worthwhile pursuits, like year-end lists. Tickets for Hannah Montana's 3D concert film go on sale tomorrow at 12:01 AM. The film opens February 1….

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Lagassed

Food Network canceled Emeril Live. Remember when Food Network actually played music videos? At lunch last week, I caught Sandra Lee semi-homemaking Chinese food, if you consider almond cookies Chinese. She then decorated her dining room with paper lanterns. • a videogame based on the…

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Wow.

The only positive thing I can think of about Hitler's time on earth—I'm sure he would have eliminated all bloggers. In Colonial times, bloggers were called "Pamphleteers." They hung on street corners handing them out to passersby. Now, they hang out on electronic street corners,…

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Delirious

Judy Wahlstedt and Cindy Roberts bought Bluetooth-enabled phones at a Longs Drugs store at 6:15 a.m. [source] When I need a Bluetooth phone, I head to the nearest drugstore. "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis has accused Oklahoma prison guards of threatening to strap him…

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Feast Infection

Q: What would happen if you dropped the Thanksgiving platter? A: The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China and the overthrow of Greece. Turkey with gravy and cranberry Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry Hahahahahaha! As wretched as Christmas music is, at least…

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