Our long digital nightmare is over. Na ___ ___ Mo nonsense ends today. The Internet can finally move on to more worthwhile pursuits, like year-end lists. Tickets for Hannah Montana's 3D concert film go on sale tomorrow at 12:01 AM. The film opens February 1….
Date Archives November 2007
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"They may dominate basketball, but I bet the ACC doesn't have the stones to challenge the Big Ten in who has the fattest, ugliest girls."
No country for old men
St. Louis Post Dispatch columnist Dan O'Neill: Rams running back Steven Jackson asked reporters to petition the stadium-operation types to play more lively music. Of course, that's what is missing — hip-hop! How can these Souljas Boys be expected to perform when the commercial interludes…
Falling, falling, but not yet fallen, still unfallen, but about to fall
I cannot stop watching these Canadian public service announcements. • Crazy Town Singer Smokes Crack on New VH1 Show 'Celebrity Rehab' The show reportedly also features former wrestler Chyna. January 10, folks.
Lagassed
Food Network canceled Emeril Live. Remember when Food Network actually played music videos? At lunch last week, I caught Sandra Lee semi-homemaking Chinese food, if you consider almond cookies Chinese. She then decorated her dining room with paper lanterns. • a videogame based on the…
Good Night, Jon-Boy
Let's play a game: How long can you listen to Bill Simmons' podcast with Bill Walton before hitting stop? I lasted 11:02. You can hear Simmons growing impatient. • this is why I stopped going to indie shows
I'm a cyborg, but that's okay
Hot pot of coffee! Roger Ebert has become Stephen Hawking! His voice has been silenced and part of his jaw removed from the after effects of thyroid and salivary cancer. To express his words, Roger uses a computer, which reads and speaks what he types…
Adam Ramblings 4
» "Maya has watched waaaaaaaay too many telenovelas." » My nominees for the most irritating female television character of 2007: Maya (Heroes) Eden (Nip/Tuck) Lila (Dexter) Sandra Palmer (24) » At Subway, the guy behind me in line asked for "extra lettuce." What? » The…
Adam Ramblings 3
» Oregon at UCLA was probably the worst football game I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of UCLA games. » College football overtime rules should apply to regulation time as well. After two field goals, you must attempt a touchdown. » I wish…