Tuesday's episode of Jeopardy! featured a category on olive oil.

Customer Sues Home Depot After Being Glued To Toilet Seat, Says Incident Gave Him Diabetes "I'm nothing more than a crumpled cripple sitting at home, waiting to die. It.. it.. changed my entire life." Fire and ambulance crews had to unbolt the toilet seat while…

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Giving Jessica Alba top billing and a call-out circle is a bit much. She only appeared in three episodes! Moreover, the show doesn't need her to sell DVDs. In fact, her presence on the cover may hinder sales. "You think her acting sucks now…"

The Beastie Boys are moving ahead with plans for a vocal version of their latest album "The Mix-Up." [source] Great… Shitty music and lyrics.

Last word on Toronto: The "Crystal" expansion to the Royal Ontario Museum makes Soldier Field look comely. Next stop: Edmonton.

As if I didn't lack human interaction enough in the Bay Area, my boss informed me that he's traveling to Asia and needs me to run the office by myself for a month.

The Hospital for Sick Children in Toronto leased out space to Burger King. A companion Hospital for Healthy Children closed its doors three months after opening. "Aren't you gonna eat your burrito?" "I don't eat one restaurant's food in another restaurant. I'll eat in the…

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I received the following e-mail today in my work queue: Dear Sirs, I would like to order device and receive it in Kazakhstan. Can I pay from MasterCard? I can't read it without hearing Borat's voice. I also received an RMA request from the FBI….

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Sponsors, fearing contamination by controversy, stayed away in droves. Among those who remained: the makers of a "screening kit for vaginal infections." [source] "Well, which time slots can we afford?"