Bear Necessities

Discovery tames 'Wild' with re-edited episodes

In an episode set in the Scottish highlands, Grylls feasts on a rabbit he claims to have caught in a trap he set.

In the re-edited episode, Grylls says in the voice-over: "My trap didn't catch anything overnight, but I've been brought a rabbit to tell you what to do if you're luckier than me."

In one episode, Grylls beats Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes. In the re-edited episode, he cops to using an emulator.

"I couldn't beat the airship level in World 8, but I'll tell you what to do if you're luckier than me."

In one episode, Grylls hits 70 home runs in one season. In the re-edited episode, he strangles his wife and suffocates his seven-year-old son.

Ben: In one episode, Grylls tapes the opposing team's signals. In the re-edited episode, he just beats them using his pure fucking genius as the best coach alive.

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