A Forest

"Are you right-handed?"
"Yeah."
"You wear your watch on your dominant hand?"
"Evidently."
"It's not a nuisance when you jerk off?"
"I'm sorry?"
"It doesn't, you know, retard motion?"
"Not really… Besides, I can jerk off with my left hand too."
"You can?"
"You can't?"
"No, I can! It just feels…weird."
"Finish your sales calls, Jon."

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