Ben spent Monday at the beach with his pro-life girlfriend.
His girlfriend built a fetus out of sand.
Then, Ben destroyed the sand fetus in front of his girlfriend.
He clams that it's one of the funniest things he's ever done.
You can't rate the hilarity of your own actions!
To be fair, I also yelled out "ABORTED" when I smashed it. Jon failed to mention this. And it was hilarious.