I would never kill a hooker

Jimmy Kimmel was poking fun at the fact that Flavor Flav has several children with several different women, when he said that "Chris Benoit is a better father than you." [source]

Live Blog: Flav Gets Roasted


The smell of bleach intoxicates me.

I have to restrain myself from over-inhaling when I use bleach products.

I love using bleach products.


Ben spent Monday at the beach with his pro-life girlfriend.

His girlfriend built a fetus out of sand.

Then, Ben destroyed the sand fetus in front of his girlfriend.

He claims that it's one of the funniest things he's ever done.

[pause]

You can't rate the hilarity of your own actions!


First Eight Toronto International Film Festival '07 Midnight Madness Titles Announced

SWEET SASSY MOLASSY! Wilson Yip's follow-up to SPL looks bonkers.

Yes, I know what the final two Midnight Madness titles are, no I'm not allowed to tell you yet, yes you will be very happy.

They are BIG names! but cool big names.

I am intrigued. I Am Legend?


Echochrome
The 50-Foot Marshmallow Blaster
The "Hello" Experiment
Pepsi Summer Mix

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