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J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield project looks much too rad to be a January release.

How can Decepticons be more evolved than humans if they still use Yahoo!?

More ridiculous superhacker: Kevin Smith or Anthony Anderson? One plays Gears of War, the other DDR

Xbox 360 bot!

Michael Bay sure likes filming in Michigan Central Station. He also likes circling a room with the camera and unloading large metal objects into highway traffic.

The final act is sublime.

Transformers cost $25 million less than Evan Almighty.


The Kwik-E-Mart in Mountain View is across the street from the Shoreline cinema. Park in the cinema lots and walk over if necessary.