All you desire will rise like tides

"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to," Ichiro said through an interpreter. "If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." [source]


My brother graduates from high school today.

I planned on showing up to the ceremony like this:

…but then Cho Seung-Hui happened.

I've never actually attended a high school graduation. Should be interesting. My mother asked me to buy an airhorn.


Tony Soprano presumably survived, but Mr. McMahon presumably didn't — after presumably committing suicide with a car bomb!

Trailer Park Boys' seventh season finale felt like a series finale. Bottle kids wouldn't just re-appear for naught.

Fox's reality casting department somehow managed to outdo Sanjaya:

48 years old! Compared to him, A.J. Soprano is King Leonides.


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