Culinary Queer Eye


Do you understand the food that is coming out of Star's mouth?!


"He showed up (at the pizza parlor) about 30 minutes later, swearing again … saying, 'Do you want a piece of me?'"

Hee!

Machete-wielding man sought for attack on pizza parlor


Deadwood fans need to let go already. I can't sympathize with people who bear grudges over a television show. Waah waah waah!


In the chorus for his song that swag-jacks "Ignition (Remix)," Akon sings:

Nobody want to see us together
but it don't matter, no

followed by

'Cause we gon' fight
Fight for our right to love, yeah
.

It don't matter what others think because they gon' fight them.

Belligerent apathy. Swell.


According to the wallpaper on his MySpace page, meeting Akon is "a once in a lifetime VIP opportunity."


UCLA's [football] home opener on Sept. 8 against BYU will kick off at 3:30 p.m. and will be televised by Versus. UCLA's Sept. 15 game at Utah will be televised by Versus. [source]

Oh, the indignity… You mean FSN passed?


The whole cast of jackass, minus Weeman, will be in the main event [at] WWE Summer Slam. [source]

How timely.

Pubic hair vs. hair, perhaps?


"I came up with this insane storyline with a group of masked wrestlers from South America possessing everyone's soul and it ends with an exorcism [of Stephanie McMahon] with the ring levitating and Vince McMahon throwing holy water saying 'the Power of Vince compels you … the Power of Vince compels you.' The producers read it and said 'we want to hire this guy.'"

This led to WWE films signing Madigan to write a script for "See No Evil." [source]

Vince wanted the movie to include a scene where Kane would reveal he has a 36 inch penis and then proceed to whack off on screen. [source]

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