I want to introduce a feature on Adam Riff called
"Jon's grievances against old people."
I detest the elderly with all the test in my heart. If I was President, America would resemble Logan 3's world.
Protesting the existence of a farm every morning in the name of "protecting" my neighbourhood. If you have nothing better to do, it's probably time to die.
Spending 10 minutes buying soup in an express check-out lane at Safeway.
"Please line this cloth bag I brought with a paper bag to keep my room temperature soups cool."
"Oh I misread the coupon. Remove the bisque and the chowder then."
"$4.99? Let me write a check."
Driving below the speed limit on a two-lane street. Is your vision so weak that you can't see the fuckin' carnga line forming behind you?
More to follow…
Television channels I receive:
My KRON 4
Your TV 20
Terrible movies with colonated titles starring Lucy Liu:
Rise: Blood Hunter
Code Name: The Cleaner
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
• JonBenet Ramsey's father and Natalee Holloway's mother are dating
• Meat Hater
• CLOONEY: It was pretty embarrassing. They brought Brad and me in, and they just made us take our shirts off and stand there for a while, and then they picked Brad.
PITT: That is absolutely not true.