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Date Archives May 2007
Seriously, again?
This is unreal. The Trailblazers and their 6.3% can go rot in hell. And the Supersonics deserve the #2 it as much as my ballsack does. I haven't actually fallen to the ground in disbelief since October 16, 2003. It happened again tonight.
You don't know Cody
Wow. Related: D Generation X Yamaka [sic] Every year, the Seattle International Film Festival torments me with its line-up. [sigh] SIFF's programmers and I, we get each other. To think, I could've been subletting in Seattle right now. Someday… I saw a commercial for Spider-Man…
Human Giant 24
• Will Arnett, John Krasinski and Michael Cera Stand-Off and Jumbo Interview • Gbenga Akinnagbe (Chris on The Wire) Interview • Fabrice Fabrice
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Today's big controversy is that the wwe.com web site is now photoshopping hair on Shawn Michaels' head. [source] Sexy boy indeed. I need to stop impulsively ordering cioppino at Italian restaurants. It's never the transcendent seafood experience I envision. The skin under my lower lip…
The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday
CBS cancelled Jericho for this… …and I wholeheartedly support the network's decision! Children's reality programming can be a blast to watch. Bug Juice, for example. Porn.com, one of the most desirable domains for the online adult industry, has changed hands for $9m. That makes it…
Double Guantanamo
source 11. plus44 12. sr71 13. fidelio 14. newenglandclamchowder On May 18th, Human Giant is getting control of MTV and MTV2 for 24 hours straight (From Noon Friday to Noon Saturday) and will be hosting the whole event LIVE from the MTV Times Square Studios….
Digg Your Own Hole
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We can't call people without wings angels, so we call them friends
I peed my pants on my first day of work. Went for a piss, somehow exposed myself improperly and realized too late. Striped both pant legs. Trying to wash the urine out only worsened matters. Fortunately, no one noticed, as I spent the following hour…