The drink menu at Chili's describes Electric Lemonade as "Bacardi Limon Rum and a special blend of bright blue juices."
Bright blue juices?
While waiting for a Citrus Squeeze at Jamba Juice, I noticed a stack of free film tickets on a little table usually reserved for company newsletters and job applications.
Each ticket admitted one to a film on Scientology marriage counseling at the Dianetics and Scientology Life Improvement Information Center in downtown Mountain View.
Beside the tickets stood a stack of mail-in Scientology personality tests.
3. Do you browse through railway timetables, directories or dictionaries just for pleasure?
26. Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
98. Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it [sic] refused to obey you?
122. Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind?
156. Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words" in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
Could it be? Is Jamba Juice in cahoots with Scientologists? Or did Scientologists infiltrate the table?
Haha. Scientologists infiltrate Jamba Juice. WHAT?
A woman in a Trader Joe's shirt with a glory hole cut out below her navel boarded the train and immediately covered her nose and escaped to the adjoining car.
A minute later, she returned to the car I was in and pulled out a bottle of air freshener from her purse.
Spray spray spray.
Spray spray spray.
Sprays spray spray spray spray.
Soon, the car actually began to reek of air freshener.
Who carries air freshener around?
Alas, on YouTube, I couldn't find a montage of Mark Dacascos announcing secret ingredients on Iron Chef America.
Will Ferrell won't let me embed, so…
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