We can't call people without wings angels, so we call them friends

I peed my pants on my first day of work.

Went for a piss, somehow exposed myself improperly and realized too late.

Striped both pant legs.

Trying to wash the urine out only worsened matters.

Fortunately, no one noticed, as I spent the following hour sitting at a desk typing e-mail addresses of German photographers.

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