Previously on Adam Riff™: "Imagine if Disney made a movie about Mormons." Holy crap! Also of note: As vulgar as Trailer Park Boys is, the word "fart" has never been said on the show. [source] I saw a black Audi today with a license plate…
Date Archives May 2007
Impudent Days
[Last Sunday] in Moscow, several dozen homosexual activists who were protesting a ban on a proposed gay-rights parade they would like to organize in the Russian capital "were kicked and punched by anti-gay demonstrators." News report highlights: Homosexuality was illegal in Russia until 1993. WHAT?…
Gentlemen, do I have at least one number right?
Things that are freakin' awesome: The return of Conky on this Sunday's (June 3) episode of Trailer Park Boys. Clark and Michael.
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide
The drink menu at Chili's describes Electric Lemonade as "Bacardi Limon Rum and a special blend of bright blue juices." Bright blue juices? While waiting for a Citrus Squeeze at Jamba Juice, I noticed a stack of free film tickets on a little table usually…
Shit Derailment
Buena Vista's president of distribution Chuck Viane reported the top three [North American theatres for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End on opening day]: the Salt Lake City area's Megaplex 17 at Jordan Commons with $120,696 and Megaplex 20 at the District with $120,073,…
Something rotten
more (sexually suggestive) posters for Good Luck Chuck
Holy Jesus.
I swear to God, there is no place on this planet where people mow their lawns more than my neighborhood. This morning, before 9 AM, I heard four different lawnmowers going off. This happens a few times a week. One guy mows his lawn probably…
Your water's from a bottle, mine's from a canteen
Today is a special day. Today, a fanboy interest of mine celebrates a major anniversary. A long time ago today, an endeavor that many people had a bad feeling about debuted and subsequently changed the face of entertainment. I'm talking, of course, about The Tonight…
Airline Fracture
A fake beard and tortured tears. George Foreman joins American Inventor! Hoffs/Drawlar (funeral parlor) is an anagram of "flash forward." I just recently realized that the girl who played Becca Fisher on Flash Forward played the mechanic on Firefly. Bikes or cars — which is…
Jump the cheeseburger
24's "reinvention" next season intrigues me, certainly more than One Tree Hill in the future, but has reinventing a show ever improved its quality? I think of seaQuest 2032 and the second seasons of The Wire and Prison Break… In the wake of Transformers, the…