Someone explain to me why Entourage is good. I've yet to finish watching an episode and think, "Wow, I want to see more!" To be fair, I only began watching the show after its supposed breakthrough second season, but 15 episodes isn't a negligible sample….
Date Archives April 2007
Three Apples Tall
Edit: MY BAD.
Last year's wishes are this year's apologies
Tony's cell phone alarm rings. He reluctantly checks the time. Tony: Oh shit! Tony pops out of bed and dresses quickly. Tony: Fuck! Tony grabs his backpack and then pauses to survey the room. Tony: Where did I put it? Tony ransacks his side of…
Gridlock'd
im happy you didnt actually make any va tech jokes i think i would have stopped reading your site Too soon? This week in re-make announcements: • The Incredible Hulk • Clash of the Titans • Fame • Colossus: The Forbin Project • Terror Train…
Vodka and cognac weren't enough
Linkin Park is the Blizzard Man of rock. Quick Hits: • Bono and The Edge will (reportedly) be involved in writing the songs for a Broadway musical about Spider-Man. • The soundtrack for Shrek the Third includes a duet between Eddie Murphy (as Donkey) and…
Thoughts and Prayers
• How would the country react if one of the 32 victims was Osama bin Laden? • Should Monday's events surprise a citizenry that issues death threats like farts? Last week, death threats against Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. This week, death threats against Faux…
Shining Happy People
Young Republican Mark: i think you should change your pic on your site to that kid You know you need more Asian friends when everyone on your buddy list thinks you look like the VTK shooter. If his plays disturb you, you obviously don't follow…
Where was I when I missed mine
Ironic? Paper is the new vinyl. The next issue should feature this post, so I can blog about a magazine covering my blog post on a magazine for bloggers. Related: PostieCon blogger convention (with keynote speaker Robert Scoble). Who the fuck is Robert Scoble? Apparently,…
Patrick Swayze
I spent the weekend consuming the first series of Skins, which I can best describe as a British version of Degrassi for HBO. Series two begins production in June. w00t. Ever since the closed captioning on my television mysteriously stopped working, I've had to be…