I will never understand poetic spam. Sure, I can see the purpose of poorly constructed ads for Cialis or home refinancing loans, even if they annoy the shit out of me. Ultimately, I can understand why there is somebody out there who is forced to…
Date Archives April 2007
Friends of the road
In stores May 15: You mean, Seagal and Ja Rule were UNAVAILABLE? Sometimes I can't believe that I attended a Coachella festival (2003). Then, I really can't believe that Tony and I waited to see the Black Eyed Peas. Every summer, the Alamo Drafthouse screens…
BFD 2007
Eat your heart out, Best Music Poll.
Oh, Sweet Irony!
Watching Keyshawn Johnson talk about the value of "high-character players" during the Draft was funny in a few different ways. He's shockingly good on the microphone, but I couldn't help but laugh. It's like watching Jason Giambi talk about the importance of healthy living. Also:…
Home Entertainment
Saw this on a torrent site:
The Ungrateful Biotch Hotline
Alexa is about as reliable as Dreamz on Survivor, but I still found this interesting: 1. Are New Caledonia and Reunion countries? Yakko didn't mention them… 2. Where are New Caledonia and Reunion? 3. "New Caledonia is an island and several smaller islands located in…
Cow Palace
Some relatives, my father and I ate dinner at a trendy shabu-shabu restaurant Wednesday night. How trendy? On the ceiling, a contraption oscillated rows of artificial palm leaf fans. The shabu-shabu bar faced several televisions all tuned to ESPNEWS. Odd choice, I thought. After dinner,…
Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me
Sees dead people: Jeff Goldblum Jennifer Love Hewitt Sees the future: Nicolas Cage Sandra Bullock Henry Ian Cusick Santiago Cabrera Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto (by way of Cabrera) Sees dead people and the future: Patricia Arquette Sees the past: Denzel Washington Sees the past…
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
And I thought fate dealt Siskel a cruel hand.