Date Archives April 2007

Oh, Sweet Irony!

Watching Keyshawn Johnson talk about the value of "high-character players" during the Draft was funny in a few different ways. He's shockingly good on the microphone, but I couldn't help but laugh. It's like watching Jason Giambi talk about the importance of healthy living. Also:…

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Cow Palace

Some relatives, my father and I ate dinner at a trendy shabu-shabu restaurant Wednesday night. How trendy? On the ceiling, a contraption oscillated rows of artificial palm leaf fans. The shabu-shabu bar faced several televisions all tuned to ESPNEWS. Odd choice, I thought. After dinner,…

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Dear FBI

While I try to wrap my head around the guest list for American Idol's charity event on Wednesday — Jack Black, Mr. Bean and Borat? — plus Celine Dion's reported duet with a virtual Elvis, observe closely: Are the kids staring at Simon's tits, his…

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Gridlock'd

—im happy you didnt actually make any va tech jokes —i think i would have stopped reading your site Too soon? This week in re-make announcements: • The Incredible Hulk • Clash of the Titans • Fame • Colossus: The Forbin Project • Terror Train…

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