I lollered. I assume the super revealing promo for 24 that directly precedes the episode it promotes is a precautionary measure against viewers missing stuff due to any sleep the show may induce. In season 4 of 24, Jack infiltrates the corporate headquarters of defense…
Date Archives March 2007
The pep band of the corpse of Christ is wearing Hawaiian shirts
St. Patrick's Day, March Madness and the 2008 presidential campaign collide in Oakland. The apostrophe is clearly the Gabrielle Carteris of the group. I want to attend the UCLA v. Pitt game in San Jose on Thursday, but home teams always lose sporting events I…
The job ain't done 'til you ruin the sheets
Jon Scheyer looks like a young Jay Bilas. When Bilas speaks, his mouth is hypnotic. He looks like one of those faces with a cut-out mouth on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Steampunk Star Wars [Eric Poulton]
Beware the Ides of March
Every time our beloved Bruins have played on CBS this season as a #2 team, they've lost to lesser teams, so Jon and I are approaching today's game against Weber State with trepidation. Put another way, we hope that Good Rex shows up. Go team….
Will you please hang up your boa?
Real blonde inquiry. A meme. A list. Search engine results. Concert photos. What is the most uninspired web content device? Let's find out! I put together brackets for a tournament that [pause] MC Hammer will attend the Opening Night Gala of the 25th San Francisco…
Hobo with a shotgun
From the writers and director and producers of "Saw" …and the editor and the foley artists and the first assistant underwater camera operator… Snow and the Seven (2008) An English princess finds herself in need of protection while traveling in late 19th century China. Seven…
The room, the sun and the sky
On last night's episode of Iron Chef America, the secret ingredient was "breakfast." Turning breakfast food into breakfast food kinda defeats the point of the show, no? Another questionable idea: Post's Great Grains cereal "inspired by the taste of bread." Scud: dude so in 300…
Middle Children
My brother gave me a copy of his school paper, which I wrote for when I was in high school. The lead story on the front page discusses my buddy Jose's nomination for a Pulitzer Prize. "This is the lead story?" I wondered. "What does…
When it comes, it's so, so disappointing
From: Jonathan Yu To: Ben Howland cc: Men's Basketball Team Date: Mar 9, 2007 2:13 AM Subject: (no subject) http://www.ehow.com/how_3046_shoot-free-throw.html Difficulty: Easy!!!!!!!!!! – Jon P.S. Enjoy the trip out east. I hear it's beautiful this time of year. I can't say what bipolar disorder feels…