Dave Nunley, 29, eats about 224 pounds of mild Cheddar cheese each year and has never consumed a hot meal in his life. Because of a food phobia, he has been living on cheese ever since he was a toddler.
"Once when I was four years old I nearly starved to death because my parents wouldn't let me eat cheese."
Cheddar Gorge [The Hunts Post]
Mark: maybe im just stoned but your site is making me laugh more than usual this time around
Mark: have you felt yourself being more funny as of late?
Ever since high school, when I debauched the school paper, I've noticed that my work fares best with…marijuana enthusiasts. I dunno why, but I'm not complaining. A niche audience is better than none.
Is America ready? Is America ready?
I'm tired of hearing about whether or not America is ready for a black president, like Barack Obama's a terrorist attack or an earthquake.
How would darker skin affect his ability to lead? It's pigment, not Venom symbiote.
The question should be: Will backward-ass red staters ever grow the fuck up?
If Americans can acquit O.J. Simpson, they can elect a black president, politics and experience notwithstanding.
I wish register clerks at Trader Joe's could be a little less outgoing.
Their hyper-outgoingness forces me to be outgoing in return, and sometimes, I just want to pay for my Pretzel Slims and leave.
Bai Ling's teeth are nasty.
It's called "whitening toothpaste," woman!