Howard and I:
my optical mouse
projects what looks like a vagina
if you point it at a wall
um…
you need a girlfriend?
but…but… i have one
it's just an incredibly vagina-like projection!
right
someday, i'll photograph it
and i'll look… less pathetic?
slightly
ok, again, you have no idea how uncanny the resemblance is
hang on
[15 minutes pass]
this is not photographing well
hang on
lens change
[10 minutes pass]
…"computing camera response curves"
going HDR
[25 minutes pass]
ok well
i swear it looks more vagina-like in real life
Methinks senioritis hath reached critical levels.