Howard and I:
my optical mouse
projects what looks like a vagina
if you point it at a wall
you need a girlfriend?
but…but… i have one
it's just an incredibly vagina-like projection!
someday, i'll photograph it
and i'll look… less pathetic?
ok, again, you have no idea how uncanny the resemblance is
[15 minutes pass]
this is not photographing well
[10 minutes pass]
…"computing camera response curves"
[25 minutes pass]
i swear it looks more vagina-like in real life
Methinks senioritis hath reached critical levels.