I intended to post this earlier in December. Oh well… I know it's incomplete, but I can only watch so much.
Date Archives December 2006
Transpacificism
My aunt said something to my cousin Emily. Emily looked at me and laughed. Ha ha? My father's siblings all married Japanese people, so all my relatives on my father's side primarily speak Japanese with each other instead of Mandarin or Taiwanese. Family gatherings require…
Wa wa wee wa
As if Miami playing a bowl game in Idaho isn't amusing enough, check out the MPC Computers Bowl's player gift package: • Solar powered computer/iPod backpack with logo • Pen and pencil set • Winter gloves and hand warmers • Winter skull cap with logo…
Yu Fucked Up
Stupid, Jon! Stupid, stupid! I discovered today that I uploaded faulty copies of our December audio mixes. A few songs are missing, corrupt or mislabeled. I've since uploaded proper (I'm pretty sure) copies of both discs. Apologies for my incompetence. Download I.D.N.A.A.Y-E.M.B.T.S.I.T. disc one, version…
Sacaga-weak
I was purchasing a ticket at the train station when a man approached me with some quarters in his right hand. "Do you have change for a dollar?" "Yeah, sure." I handed him a dollar bill and he handed me a dollar coin and hustled…
Turn the TV on the Radio back on
More? You want more? Our buddy Ben beat mixed together a companion audio pastiche. No comedy, just 45 seamless minutes of music. DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD DOWNLOAD Once again, we included a PDF copy of the cover, while an M3U file is available separately. Teh track listing:
Dorrellian Nightmare
My alma mater keeps finding ways to get pwned by Florida schools. Even the halftime entertainment…
Love in the middle of a fire fight
You know your head's screwy when you dream about Friday Night Lights' move to Wednesdays. Josh invited me to the Emerald Bowl today to see my beloved Bruins play Florida Stale. Fun fun fun. I've never been inside Telecom Company du Jour Park. Before I…
The universe is shaped exactly like the Earth
If you've ever wondered what the dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite would look like as re-enacted by a short Canadian Jew, head over to The Click and watch "Toby Dynamite," the latest Degrassi Mini. Speaking of Degrassi, I hear the character who's gonna die on…
Turn off the TV on the Radio
We didn't forget; we were just busy. The seventh Adam Riff December audio pastiche runs just over 90 minutes 80 minutes of music for digital audio player holdouts, plus 12 minutes of bonus material for the rest of us. We promise no shitty indie…