Super Curry Animals

On my way inside Baja Fresh today, I passed by a flashy white Escalade with this decal on both sides of the car:

Why is a man in a turban holding a gun? I wondered. The answer
must lie in the text.

I scoured my buddy list for a translator. Alas, Tushar can't read Hindi Punjabi very well and Kalki, well…

did u see the britney spears upskirts
i examined them
i think they are real
i didn't see any smudges or blurring
and the c section scar is in the right location

Can anyone translate? I need to know why this guy is gangsta.

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