Lunchtime at "work":
I'll meet you guys inside the McDonald's.
Where are you going?
What's wrong with McDonald's?
I…I don't eat at McDonald's.
I just don't. Haven't in…two years?
Wait, so…you won't eat at McDonald's, but you'll eat at Del Taco?
Dude, Del Taco is way better than McDonald's could ever be!
Heh. Look at you! The guy who's too good for McDonald's…
Del Taco > McDonald's. Amirite?
Apparently, Jord knows the two guys in the commercials for Sonic Burger.