I Wanna Sex Yu Up

While editing an article a co-worker wrote, I added a line that read:
"They stood out like the black guy in Color Me Badd."

"That reference is lame," complained my boss.
"That's the point!" I argued.
"No. I want you to reference something hipper."

He suggested:
1. "They stood out like Master P on Dancing with the Stars."
2. "They stood out like Kevin Federline on the Teen Choice Awards."
3. "They stood out like Kevin Federline on CSI."

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