Interrogative classified headlines on the back page of the Detroit Metro Times answered by exclamatory classified headlines on the same back page:
Q: Jewish? Live Downtown?
A: Cars From $500!
Q: Crave Sex?
A: Stop Robbing Peter To Pay Paul!
Q: Genital Warts?
A: Full Body Pleasure!
Q: Unemployment Denied?
A: $4 Voicemail!!
Q: Urine Analysis?
A: Name That Movie!
Q: Bad Credit??????
A: Become A Casino Dealer!
Jon Stewart's Hilarious Look at the Use of the Question Mark [Crooks and Liars]