School began Wednesday night.

In Technical Writing 63, each student spends the quarter creating a 30-35 page portfolio-quality user's guide, relying solely on another student's expertise in a particular field for content.

For example, in a previous TWRT 63 class, a 55-year-old woman created a beginner's guide to Resident Evil 4.

For class next week, I have to propose a subject to be a content expert for and demonstrate my expertise in the area.

Problem is, I'm a Class A dilettante. What am I gonna propose? How to blog? How to watch an obscene amount of television? Eh.

Further complicating matters, the topic must require physical manipulation, and software applications are not appropriate.

I pity the student who receives me as his or her content expert.