Like a breath of fresh whore

The Crocodile Hunter's [funeral] service on Tuesday is likely to be made available on DVD. [source]

1. Who would waste their money on a copy of Steve Irwin's funeral service?
2. Who would want to relive a funeral service to begin with?


[WWE Superstar] Carlito is going to Australia in early October to be a presenter on the Nickelodeon Australian Kids Choice Awards. [source]

1. Are Australian kids so insecure that they need their own utterly meaningless awards show?
2. I wonder who will win "Fave Podcast."


A survey reveals that five percent of 18- to 64-year-olds think they are receiving HD Radio from at least one of the FM stations they listen to, but have not actually purchased an HD receiver. [source]

1. [sigh]


About the new Jay-Z album [source]:

1. Jay named the album after the DC Comics graphic novel Kingdom Come.
2. One song was inspired by a Basquiat painting.
3. Another track is a collaboration with Dr. Dre and Coldplay's Chris Martin.

i. Jigga what?
ii. DC Comics? Basquiat? Chris freakin' Martin?


1. The other day I saw The Grates…
2. Investigating Lunchables' Alarming New Desire To Mess With My Mouth
3. Ladies, please stop with the tats
4. Deal or No Deal: The Home PC Game
"A special customization mode allows for family-friendly prizes in the briefcases instead of money. Examples include 'make my bed' or 'wash the car.'"

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