Plan B in "Sick 2 Def":
You best ban TV if you want me to stop because I'm so heavily influenced by the things that I watch / It ain't just Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs / It's Irreversible, Baise-Moi and City of God.
I dare you to find a better handful of lyrics this year.
Adverts for The Guardian claim it's the "motion picture event of the fall."
I will never be able to take Ashton Kutcher seriously in a dramatic role.
A job I'd love to have is receipt slasher at Costco. Do they even inspect purchases anymore?
The receipt slashers at Fry's are way nosier.
At Costco, I sampled Fruity Cheerios.
Okay, now General Mills is getting desperate, I thought.
Like pizza and pop, cereal has reached a point where it doesn't need constant innovation. Yogurt and berries are nice, but the public wasn't exactly clamoring for their addition.
Is Cap'n Crunch a pirate?
Way to make him look cool, GIF animator…