SeaQuest RIP

Front page of The Australian's web site:

1. You can't make a headline like that up.
2. The most famous Australian? Really?
3. That he startled the stingray only increases the perverse hilarity of the story.
4. With this amount of coverage, you'd think he was the Prime Minister or something. Nope. Just a crocodile hunter…
5. Will Paul Hogan receive similar treatment when he dies?

Edit:

Insult to injury.