Tits, Back Rubs and Dry Cleaning

In Chicago, whenever we ordered pizza, Jord would order cheesy bread as an appetizer…for cheesy bread.

"That's like eating donut holes before eating donuts," I would remark to myself.


The DVD box set for the second season of Lost is subtitled "The Extended Experience."

Evidently, extending the episodes past their time slot wasn't enough.

The box set also allows fans to follow the creation of a Lost episode from start to finish. Too bad it's the worst Lost episode ever.

On a sidenote, I've concluded that Entourage is the Lost of sitcoms.


Orange on blue = eh. Blue on orange = NO.

I still don't understand why House is sitting on a bench in the DVD box art for season one. Never mind that the bench is clearly Photoshopped in, hospitals, to my knowledge, don't have backless indoor benches!

As for the box art for season two, I can't figure out what the heck House is sitting on.

Methinks superimposing the housewives on a bed of apples is overkill.
Nicolette Sheridan should change her name to "Stanley."


You might be a redneck if your eBay listing for "You Might Be a Redneck If…" stickers reads:


+ Taller people are smarter – study
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+ "The Daily Show" to tape in Ohio for Midterm elections