Craigslist is amazing.
I could offer genital herpes and probably still receive 25 replies within an hour.
Of course, Craigslist doesn't screen users, so questionable e-mails inevitably plague your inbox.
Shall we?
MR. TOOLE <miketoole666@xxxxx.xxx>
i want it all xxx xxx xxxx call asap  thanx renaldo
MR. M. TOOLE
My ad didn't mention my name.
Is "renaldo" the new "whom it may concern"?
I was wondering if you still had the bed and the dresser still available? They are for my brother who has Downs Syndrome.
i am a newly single mom, my job doesn't start till next month, and my 12 year son has no furniture in his little room, sleeping on a painfully old hideabed.
I have become the foster Mom to three brothers and am trying desperately to gather some items for their new room.
Cry me a river.
We could take also take the bookcase and dresser for future use as we plan to buy a house in the next couple years. We have unlimited storage space right now but only a two bedroom apartment to live in.
Heather
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We are ready to adopt a baby! If you know of an expectant mother who is looking for a loving adoptive family, please tell her about us!
Mark & Heather
Somebody grab a Smarte Carte; this woman's got baggage…
Hi, Has the bed been taken? Thanks
Christian. Metal.
clowns321 <clowns321@xxxxxxxxx.xxx>
I stopped reading right there.
ME <chicubgo@xxxxxxxxx.xxx>
I NEEED DRESSER
That was the whole e-mail. "ME" NEEED DRESSER.
To think, White Sox fans are supposed to be the uncouth ones.
I was interested in the Door. Please let me know if it is still available and a number where I can reach you. Thank you!
The headline for my ad read: "Free twin bedframe, desk, bookcase and drawer dresser."
Because he asked though, I showed him the door.