1. An Indian man noticed the unusually long line and approached me.

"What's the movie about?"

[sigh]

2. It may look stupid, but so did Cars, and that shit grossed over $200 million.

3. I perused the TSA's list of permitted and prohibited items before my flight to Chicago today.

not permitted in carry-on baggage
Meat Cleavers
Paint Thinner
Chlorine
Fire extinguishers
Cheese in pressurized containers
Jell-O
Pudding
Whipped cream

permitted in carry-on baggage
Gel-filled bras

4. "PSP Greatest Hits" — oxymoron?

5. In all the media coverage of Superman Returns, I don't recall ever hearing or reading that Kate Bosworth played Kevin Spacey's love interest in Beyond the Sea.

6. Things that make you go "hmmm…": Hearing a Thursday song in a Saturn car commercial.

7. Black Eyes Peas – "Gone Going (feat. Jack Johnson)"
Way better than that Jurassic 5 / Dave Matthews Band crap.

8. Costco food courts are so poorly designed. Yes, place 'em next to the exit and neglect space for shopping carts.

9. I never thought I'd miss "Spies and Saboteurs."

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+ Retarded
+ ROFL Brothel
+ Innocence Lost…Or Taken By Meijer
+ An unusually moronic movie trivia slide show
+ A message from Ronen, the Chinaman in the black pajamas