Quote of the week: He looks like he's made of tribal tattoos. J-Ram on Michael Bay's variation on Megatron King Dork by Frank Portman Hey, I'm reading books again! This bildungsroman with a Catcher in the Rye conceit didn't quite live up to its…
Date Archives August 2006
Tits, Back Rubs and Dry Cleaning
In Chicago, whenever we ordered pizza, Jord would order cheesy bread as an appetizer…for cheesy bread. "That's like eating donut holes before eating donuts," I would remark to myself. The DVD box set for the second season of Lost is subtitled "The Extended Experience." Evidently,…
Breaking Kayfabe
Game time! Is it a premiering network television series or a wrestling moniker? 01. Trinity 02. Jericho 03. The Knights of Prosperity 04. Heroes 05. The Legion of Doom 06. Smith 07. Raven 08. Pretty Mean Sisters 09. Men in Trees 10. Evolution 11. Justice…
Another senseless week with crowded thoughts and crooked teeth
The official web site for Trailer Park Boys: The Movie uploaded a larger (albeit Flash) version of the trailer. Apparently, Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee of Rush are recording a song for the soundtrack. Meanwhile, the seventh season of Trailer Park Boys is currently in…
Puff and Pass
Behold the trailer for Trailer Park Boys: The Movie: Gotta book my plane ticket to Detroit…
On the waning days of my existence
Dear animals at the Lincoln Park Zoo: What's up with the rock star attitudes, turning your backs on me and/or retreating out of sight? I'm not a paparazzo! Okay, I kind of am, but I didn't pay to be snubbed! Okay, admission was free, but……
Do as I say
Previously on Adam Riff: A hidden camera show needs to release live snakes into a theatre showing Snakes on a Plane. Heh. Live Rattlesnakes Released In 'Snakes On A Plane' Theater Okay, no more ophidiocentric updates. For real this time.
Patriot Games
Fresh off his turn as one of Lex Luthor's henchmen in Superman Returns, Kal Penn will play "a guy who might be the key to a terrorist plot" in the sixth season of 24. Bauer and Kumar! Next, producers should cast Richard Lewis as director…