Barely Listening

Buried amid all the guest star news for the fourth season of Nip/Tuck (Jacqueline Bisset, Catherine Deneuve, Rosie O'Donnell, Brooke Shields, Kathleen Turner) is this little tidbit:

Christian finds time to frolic in a shower with Saved by the Bell's Mario Lopez. [source]

AC/DC Slater, eh?


I walked past the living room. My father lay sluggishly on the couch absorbing a shopping network. The man on screen was hawking a $250 watch.

As I grabbed a bottle of water from the kitchen fridge, I heard my father order something over the phone.


I heard my father yelling in the living room and ran in to investigate.

Turns out he was yelling at the television, at an episode of Wheel of Fortune.

I found my senior thesis from high school, a 10-page research paper comparing myself to Jack Kerouac.

What the fuck was I thinking?

Youthful indiscretions…

I received 100/100 though.

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