I was so bored in class today, I escaped to the SkyMall catalog web site.
faux artichokes in a box
"Effortlessly elegant and definitely 'now.'"
hawaiian shirt rug
That's the ugliest Hawaiian shirt I've ever seen.
poshair sleeping bag
It may be comfortable, but it looks ridiculous.
Where were these during the filming of Withnail and I?
"From my kitchen to yours, y'all!"
Sadly, class ended before I could browse The Sharper Image, the worldwide leader in useless crap.
I've been mocking its personal cooling system for years now.
The Price Is Right should assemble a showcase containing only SkyMall products to fuck with contestants.
"Rock the beach in style with your very own…REMOTE CONTROLLED SHARK!"