I'm doing something, it's actually called "Jew Fever." It's this kind of a cool Hallmark show. It's about this family, you know. They live in Ohio and they're farmers and pretty conservative, pretty right wing and this Jew comes in, actually comes in from space.
He lands in their backyard, and they run out there and they pop open this egg, and this little Jew jumps out.
I grow up and you see me doing incredible things like reading the Torah really fast and kissing the mezuzah like a thousand times, stuff like that. And he works in the yeshiva and puts out a yeshiva newsletter. [source]
Sure this isn't The Joe Lieberman Story?