Attended the Los Angeles premiere of A Scanner Darkly on Thursday. Saw Roman Coppola. Sat across the aisle from Keanu.
An entertainer whose name I cannot mention due to a non-disclosure agreement threw a hissy fit when his personal assistant, a member of our party, attempted to leave work despite ample notice, delaying our trek to the screening venue for about 30 minutes.
Once in the car, [name withheld] continued fuming at [name withheld] over the phone. She called him a few unprintable words and threatened to quit and expose his "cerebral abnormalities."
He apologized meekly before hanging up.
The life of a PA…