An affectionate but poor variation on The Dugout.
Notch Johnson: Dirk, you need to rid your head of Hasselhoff and sing this to yourself instead. | |
**OnlineHost** Notch Johnson wants to send file. | |
**OnlineHost** DirkaDirkaDirka received file. | |
DirkaDirkaDirka: Aaron Carter? | |
Notch Johnson: You scoff, but did he not beat Shaq? | |
DirkaDirkaDirka: Yeah, in a dream of his. | |
Notch Johnson: That's disputable. A Shaq jersey mysteriously appears in his room when he wakes up, remember? Anyway, I want you to study the lyrics, particularly his winning strategy. | |
DirkaDirkaDirka: "I said, 'Yo, Shaq, you didn't tie your shoelace.' He looked down. I stole the ball. | |
Notch Johnson: AND THEN HE TAKES HIM TO SCHOOL!!! | |
DirkaDirkaDirka: Um… Shouldn't we be more concerned about Dwyane Wade? | |
Notch Johnson: Don't worry about him. Mark has a plan. | |
Elsewhere: | |
Bad Ass MFFL: I'll wire you half now, half after you finish the job. | |
Gilloolio: The left knee, right? | |
Bad Ass MFFL: Yessir. |